http://www.sexygazette.com Hot & Sexy Erotica Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:22:26 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The following was written by b4herctrl: Master Sergeant Hannah came to my jail cell. "There has been talk that you have contraband." "No MS hannah I don't have any. You know I wouldn't lie to you." "That would be the day that one of you boys were telling the whole truth. ... http://www.sexygazette.com/2007/07/06/the-male-mind-3/ 1 quart homemade chicken stock 2 cups of uncooked rice Half of a lemon Salt and pepper to taste 4 oz of unsalted butter 1/4 cup flour 2 cups of a young mans semen**** ****I have found that 21-23 year old young men's semen works best because they are light in salt content. :) Melt the butter and ... http://www.sexygazette.com/2007/07/01/flaming-chef-offshore-semen-cream-soup/ You will reach your goals - So keep trying your favorite Mistress until they pick up their phone. Your energy levels are high - Lets keep those cocks hard boys! You will possess the competitive edge on many levels today with lots of physical fitness - Go ahead and bend over, start ... http://www.sexygazette.com/2007/07/01/naughty-birthday-horoscope-if-today-is-your-birthday/ Special thanks to Ms Dallas for this one - LOL Vanilla Pudding Robbery This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got ... http://www.sexygazette.com/2007/05/24/hannahs-naughty-realm-6/ All you strokers out there should buy your ticket and head out to Portland or San Francisco for their Masturbate A Thon's.  That's right you heard me correct, you can buy your tickets to either participate or try and get tickets as a spectator. Portland's event is being held this Saturday ... http://www.sexygazette.com/2007/05/17/masturbate-a-thon/ It’s dark.  You can see nothing.  All your other senses strain to find out where you are.  Your arms are chained behind you, your legs manacled.  You try to move and realize you’re chained to some kind of post.  You feel the leather hood on your head, a cool breeze ... http://www.sexygazette.com/2007/04/21/guest-mistress-ms-dallas/ Do you think it's possible to have sex while sleep walking?  According to this article  it is a possibility.  I don't know, I mean I suppose if people can do crazy things while sleep walking, it is a possibility but it would have to be very boring sex to not ... http://www.sexygazette.com/2007/03/29/hannahs-naughty-realm-5/ So I went to see Hot and Bothered: Feminist Pornography on Saturday night. First off it took me too long to get there. I seldomly have a need to go anyplace north of Wrigley Field - Chicago is funny because when you go into different neighborhoods it's like ... http://www.sexygazette.com/2007/03/27/hannahs-naughty-realm-4/ Just a quick post to let you know I'm going to a screening of Hot and Bothered: Feminist Pornography on Saturday.  I can't wait to see it and after the screening there will be a discussion panel.  This should be interesting and fun. I will write up a review after I ... http://www.sexygazette.com/2007/03/20/hannahs-naughty-realm-3/ Black Mailed Into Slavery Chapter Two Standing before my wife and her friends I felt totally humiliated as my wife told them how she only married me because I could give her a comfortable life, and that the only satisfaction she has gotten since we were married was from my tongue and ... http://www.sexygazette.com/2007/03/19/the-male-mind-2/